Okay GARY, what's with letting your pet out of the house!

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A cougar in an alley less than a mile from Wrigley Field, an alligator in the back seat of some dumb hillbilly's car-I swear to god that the animals have decided they've had enough and they're taking back the world.

I think they all starting getting a little bolder a couple years ago when that white tiger practically bit Roy's face off. By the way, you just know there was at least one guy in that audience ticked off at his wife for dragging him to a gay magic show and, when that tiger attacked, his inner-monologue shouted, "ALRIGHT!!"