Musketeer Madness

but it's pushing it to call it basketball related!

Three blonds (natural) died and found themselves standing
before St. Peter. He told them that before they could
enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have
a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Arrgggg!" and banished her to hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus'
birth and exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Arrrggggh," and also banished her to hell.

The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter
said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides
with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having
Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by
Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him
on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him
in a tomb behind a very large boulder."

St. Peter said, Verrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll
away the boulder, and Jesus comes out. If Jesus sees his
shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."

I saw a slightly different version with a similar punchline, but it's been so long i can't remember how it goes.

Punxsutawney Jesus?

A remmeber this joke. A slightly different version, but very funny.

"If Jesus sees his shadow than its six more weeks of winter."

I'm trying to remember my other Easter joke.

Punch Line: "Peter I can see your house from here."

thats not funny... please refrain from ever posting anything again.. thanks