Golf terms (new age)

[muskieman]

NEW GOLF TERMS: I know some may think it is cruel or insensative but then isn't golf

1. A "James Joyce" - a putt that's an impossible read.
2. A "Rock Hudson" - it looked straight, but wasn't.
3. A " Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another.
4. A "Yasser Arafat" - butt ugly and in the sand.
5. A "John Kennedy Jr.", - didn't make it over the water.
6. A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed.
7. An "O.J. Simpson" - got away with it. or a nasty slice
8. A "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver.
9. A "Princess Di" - should not have used a driver.
10. A "Paris Hilton" - a very expensive hole.
11. A "Rush Limbaugh" - a bit too far to the right.
12. A "Nancy Pelosi" - way too far to the left.
13. A "Barbra Streisand" - ugly but still working.
14. A "Teddy Kennedy" - goes in the water, but jumps out.
15. "Thurman Munson" is a dead yank.
16. and for the left: A George W. Bush-lost in the woods.

[Mr. Neutral]

Put me down for numbers 2-3-5-7-12-15.

Now that I think about it, put me down for all of them, and a few more unnamed screwups.